ימי ראשון עם כרטיסיות החתול, איפור, כמו גם קסם בלוג קמיע, Vol. 661
“The Caviar Caper: A Tabs the feline Adventure”
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A authorities vehicle sped onto the circle, concerning a screeching halt behind the five others that had gathered around the scene of the alleged criminal offense on the circle. Tabs saw the markings on the side of the most recent vehicle to arrive. K-9 unit.
“Mrow!” he yelled at Detective Kinard. get that vehicle outta here! Tabs as well as the detective stood a few feet from each other next to the appetizer bar in the center of a paved patio in the neighborhood typical area. “מיאו!” No dogs allowed!
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The detective nodded in acknowledgement as well as spoke into his radio, telling the chauffeur of the K-9 system to head back to the precinct immediately.
It was unlike Tabs to take such a difficult stance against his canine brethren, however these were special circumstances. Tabs had chose to throw this year’s Memorial Day community Feline Fete after reading a letter from one of his fans, an ambitious calico kitten junior design named Linus. Linus composed the story of exactly how he was a stray feline living off scraps on the pier in Tiburon, California behind a Mexican restaurant. He lived off leftover fajitas as well as the occasional mahi mahi filet, however he practiced his kitty modeling poses under the pier every night for two years up until the day he got his very first gig doing kitty catalog work for Petco.
Tabs was influenced by Linus’s story as well as provided him an internship as a junior level kitty supermodel for Tabs the feline Industries, LLC. all of the cats at the celebration that night were up-and-coming kitty supermodels, as well as Tabs wished to provide them a taste of the great life, show them what they might accomplish if they continued working their tail off to ideal their craft.
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And he spared no expense. The celebration had a six-figure cost tag. Fresh salmon flown in from the Kenai Peninsula, caviar from the Caspian, Argentinian catnip, mullet crackers from Manilla. It was turning out to be the very best celebration of the year in the feline fashion world.
That is, up until somebody stole the caviar plate.
“מיאו?” Tabs asked the detective as the K-9 system pulled away. Do you have any type of leads?
Fifty thousand dollars worth of caviar had disappeared, as well as Tabs was livid about it.
Detective Kinard was a genuine difficult ball. He was unshaved, unkempt, however sharp as a tack. Tabs understood him well, having gone on several ride-alongs with the detective as part of Tabs’s research study for his function as Detective Taberelius in “The Departed 2.”
“I have a theory,” the detective mumbled. His voice was deep as well as gravely, barely much more than a cough.
“מיאו?” Tabs asked. כולי אוזן.
“The appetizer table over there. It’s, what, three feet off the ground? got that step stool over there?”
Tabs complied with the detective’s gaze, studying the former place of the appetizer plate where the now missing caviar had been.
“How much would you state that step stool weighs? עשרים פאונד? שְׁלוֹשִׁים?”
“Mrow?” Tabs asked. Where are you choosing this, detective? Tabs was getting impatient.
The detective nodded, getting to his point. “It’s just that the safety and security footage we acquired from the video camera on top of your neighbor’s garage shows that somebody moved that step stool better to the appetizer table best before the caviar disappeared.” He let his words linger for a moment before continuing. “That’s a heavy task for a bit cat.”
I’ll be damned, Tabs thought. The detective was right. None of the cats at the celebration tonight were strong sufficient to relocation that step stool on their own. It had to be a two-cat job, or a human.
Sensing a huge expose was coming, half a lots authorities officers as well as much more than that numerous feline guests of the celebration gathered around the detective as well as listened. “Now,” the detective resumed, “as you know, the Petco shipment truck pulled up in front of your neighbor’s home at precisely 9:54 p.m., blocking our view of the typical area from the video camera after that.”
Tabs nodded, complying with along.
“The thing is…” the detective continued, “Petco closes at 9 on Friday.”
בּוּם.
Holy mom of pearl! Tabs’s eyes widened as it dawned on him.
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The detective’s lips developed a thin smile. “The Petco chauffeur was in on it.”
– המשך יבוא –
Rosie is prepared for Memorial Day
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